Rules:

1) List 5 of the shittiest things someone said to you.
2) Tag 5 people.

1. *at the Mexican Restaurant*

Waitress: How old are you?

Me: Ummm....13...

Waitress: No..Really?

ME: Uhh...yeah.

Waitress: Wow! Your VERY VERY short!

Me:.......(I hate you)

~ I never went to that stupid restaurant ever again.

2. *at school*

Guy: How old are you now?

Me: 14...why??

Guy: REALLY?!!? I'm 12.

Me: *Thinking: Who asked you?) Oh..

Guy: How tall are you? *grins*

Me: (wants to punch him) *mutters* 4'11....

Guy: Wow!! You're VERY short!! I'm 5'7 and still 12 years old!

Me: I don't care *mutters an insult in Greek* (I've been reading Greek gods and goddesses books)

Guy: Huh?

ME: Nothing.

Guy: *raises hands* Hey! Can you reach this?

ME: I don't know.

Guy: Come on! Reach it!

Me: *slaps him really hard and ALMOST kicked him in his thingy and runs away*

Guy:T.T

3. *at school*

Me: *coughing really hard*

Guy: Are you okay?

Me: I think I'm dying!

Guy: HAPPINESS!

ME: *grabs all his books and writing stuff and threw them on the ground*

Guy: Heyy!!

Me:


4.

Me: *just doing her English homework*

Guy: *muttering something*

Me:I'm not trying to be mean or anything but can you please be quiet? I'm trying to work here.

Guy: SHUT YOUR ****ING EMO FACE!!

Me: What the heck did I do? I'm not emo too!!1

Guy: GOD!!! I ****ING HAAATTEEE YOOOUUU!!!!

Me: T.T



*After a few weeks he called me his "bestfriend"....I kicked him.*

5.

Guy: Where's (my name) at!?!?

Me: Err...I'm right here?

Guy: *looks down* Ohh... lol...Your so short I didnt saw you..I'm sorry.

Me:

Guy:Aww..I was joking short stuff.

Me: *Kicked him in his shoulder* ( I can kick pretty high)

Guy: Woah there! How can you be SO SHORT and kick that high??

ME: *flicked him on the ear*

Guy: HEEEYYY!!!! OUCHHHH!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~I TAG ALL OF YOU WHO READ THIS!


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